Holla!🙋 How’s your day going?

NOTE: the following is just for fun, don’t hit your head on the wall, rather join in the fun. Let’s mess with some idioms/proverbs.

So,keep calm and let’s have some fun!

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Here goes…

A stitch in time saves nine
My tailor doesn’t meet up with deadlines.

Make hay while the sun shines

Not every hay you make must be at sunrise.

He who laughs last laughs best
Maybe he was just too slow at getting the joke.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Some people have stones for hearts. Not every absence can induce fondness. Sometimes they’re better off absent from your life anyway.

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner

Not all owners will catch the thief. What if they are the thief themselves?

The early bird eats the fattest worm

Ah…some worms are latecomers too!

When in Rome, behave like a Roman.

How about you flaunt your style and see if it gets trendy?

Let sleeping dogs lie

Yeah, sure. Just not on my couch.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.

Well… let’s plant a tree then.

Out of sight is out of mind.
That was in the past. Now, you have selfies and Skype.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

That is, if they have no business being cooks in the first place.😒

If you can’t beat them join them

O.Y.O o. If you can’t best them, don’t start the fight.

Blood is thicker than water

… but water can dilute blood.